"When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment." - Warren Farrell"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf." - Anonymous
"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time." - Anonymous
“Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." - Clifton Faidman
"You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." - John Mendoza
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation" - Unknown
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
All taken from http://www.funny-short-sayings.com/
Happy Thursday everyone!
Audrey Allure.
53 comments :
Lololol! They are so funny!
xoxo!!!!!!!!
What in the world is that cat doing in that picture? Hilarious!
I think I'm going to have to send the golf quote to my BF.
They made me smile:)Thanks sweety.
Nuheila
“Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." - Clifton Faidman
I love this one for some weird reason! It make me instantly laugh. LOL
Thank you for that!!! LOL...so funny!!!
Really fun pic and quotes, darling! Especially loving the last one!
xoxox,
CC
HA! words to live by. :)
xoxo Jolie
:)))))) Great quotes.
Here's my favourite, from Woody Allen: "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying."
xoxo,
Madalena
Hahaha :) I loved the ones about cats and dogs and about good essay, but my fav would have to be this:
"When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment." - Warren Farrell
So true! :)
Those are great! Happy Thursday!
Lol! The first one is so true! Gotta love those double standards :o)
Hahaha! Love these quotes. Happy Thursday! xoxo
Hehe, those are some nice and funny quotes ! Awesome ! :)
love the 1st especially! xo
Oh, I want that cat !!!!! Sooo adorable :)))
LOL! So funny!
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love the quotes! you have the best play lists btw!
At my age, my favourite is the Bob Hope one!
OMG that cat picture is hilarious! ;)
“Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." - Clifton Faidman
omg this one...so true!
funny post :)
haha love these!
& ohmigosshhhh that photo is ADORABLE!
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I love these quotes! Thanks for sharing :)
-The Trendy Fashionista
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Happy Thursday Audrey!! Great quotes.. Thanks for the morning giggles and smiles. :)
xx Love & Aloha
LOL love them. the middle age one is definitely true! my dad complains about his mid section all the time and talks about how fit he used to be, i'm like, ya ya sure.
Oh my gosh the golf one had me dying. I love all these quotes, and of course that picture of the cat is hilarious
Haha :) I love the one about the essay and to be honest all of them lol, you've cheered up my evening
xx
hahahahaaha so funny xDDD
I absolutely love these - fabulous finds, Audrey!! :)
Ohh sweet cat;))
xoxo M.
These made my day. Thank you lovely girl!
Oh ! So lovely and funny!
Love these quotes! xoxo
so funny. this made my day.
xx,
betz
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Hi Audrey,
Love all these quotes and thanks for sharing.
Have a great weekend
Hugs
Carolyn
ha ha this is so funny
You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead
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I love these! They're great! :)
Awww these quotes made my day, especially the one about procrastination.
Bahaha...I love it! Cat...(:
hey girl, sorry i've been mia - exams and vacays have been consuming my life for a little while. ahah your blog is so versatile. its got everything from fashion to good music to funny quotes.
xx lue
haha thank you for this!
i love this quote
"When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment." - Warren Farrell
haha very funny!
Hey! I'm back from china!
These made me laugh so much, really cute,
and thank you for your lovely comment!
Panda xx
Haha, great quotes and epic cat picture :)
"You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." - John Mendoza
definitely my fave! ROTFLMAO xD
thanks for the bday wishes, anyway! <3
So much fun!!! I loved the one about "fat forhead". :-))) Have a woderful weekend, darling.
hahahahaha. funny and entry and cute cute photo.
I am Denise Katipunera
hahaha loving the quotes!
and yeah agreed! NYX make up is awesome for the affordable price!
xoxo
really enjoyed this! gave me a nice chuckle during the day :)
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"
Wow, that is true--I had not heard that one before.
Enjoy your weekend.
I loved the cheese one XD
lots of love,
Katie
xoxo
I was so surprised to get a comment from you! Thanks a lot for that! I would be glad if you follow me! I will follow you, too! :-)
Many greetings and have nice weekend!
I love your blog, too! It is so fashionable!
Cute kitty! I love the quotes.
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