Funny Quotes

Thursday, February 18, 2010

"When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment." - Warren Farrell

"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf." - Anonymous

"Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time." - Anonymous

“Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." - Clifton Faidman

"You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." - John Mendoza

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope

"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation" - Unknown

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

All taken from http://www.funny-short-sayings.com/

Happy Thursday everyone!
Audrey Allure.

53 comments :

O'Style said...

Lololol! They are so funny!

xoxo!!!!!!!!

Lisa said...

What in the world is that cat doing in that picture? Hilarious!
I think I'm going to have to send the golf quote to my BF.

nuheila said...

They made me smile:)Thanks sweety.


Nuheila

Amy said...

“Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." - Clifton Faidman

I love this one for some weird reason! It make me instantly laugh. LOL

COCAMIA said...

Thank you for that!!! LOL...so funny!!!

Couture Carrie said...

Really fun pic and quotes, darling! Especially loving the last one!

xoxox,
CC

Senorita Fashionista said...

HA! words to live by. :)
xoxo Jolie

Madalena Soares said...

:)))))) Great quotes.
Here's my favourite, from Woody Allen: "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying."
xoxo,
Madalena

Julia, the Thanksgiving Girl said...

Hahaha :) I loved the ones about cats and dogs and about good essay, but my fav would have to be this:

"When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment." - Warren Farrell

So true! :)

SogniSorrisi said...

Those are great! Happy Thursday!

Maddy said...

Lol! The first one is so true! Gotta love those double standards :o)

Leah said...

Hahaha! Love these quotes. Happy Thursday! xoxo

Victoria-H said...

Hehe, those are some nice and funny quotes ! Awesome ! :)

kpeach said...

love the 1st especially! xo

CHERRIES IN SYRUP said...

Oh, I want that cat !!!!! Sooo adorable :)))

Elaine said...

LOL! So funny!

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NikStar said...

love the quotes! you have the best play lists btw!

Looking Fab in your forties said...

At my age, my favourite is the Bob Hope one!

Alicia said...

OMG that cat picture is hilarious! ;)

Wacky Jacky & Silly Willy said...

“Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality." - Clifton Faidman
omg this one...so true!

funny post :)

Hannah @ LONDON--ROSE ♥ said...

haha love these!
& ohmigosshhhh that photo is ADORABLE!

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xx

The Trendy Fashionista said...

I love these quotes! Thanks for sharing :)

-The Trendy Fashionista
http://thetrendyfashionista.blogspot.com

sharonlei said...

Happy Thursday Audrey!! Great quotes.. Thanks for the morning giggles and smiles. :)

xx Love & Aloha

Pop Champagne said...

LOL love them. the middle age one is definitely true! my dad complains about his mid section all the time and talks about how fit he used to be, i'm like, ya ya sure.

S.Elisabeth said...

Oh my gosh the golf one had me dying. I love all these quotes, and of course that picture of the cat is hilarious

Tasha Gregson said...

Haha :) I love the one about the essay and to be honest all of them lol, you've cheered up my evening
xx

Fabi said...

hahahahaaha so funny xDDD

Cafe Fashionista said...

I absolutely love these - fabulous finds, Audrey!! :)

chaoskontrolowany said...

Ohh sweet cat;))

xoxo M.

Soooali said...

These made my day. Thank you lovely girl!

Stéphanie said...

Oh ! So lovely and funny!

Jennifer Fabulous said...

Love these quotes! xoxo

betz said...

so funny. this made my day.

xx,
betz
http://herarmoire.blogspot.com

Draffin Bears said...

Hi Audrey,

Love all these quotes and thanks for sharing.

Have a great weekend
Hugs
Carolyn

pilcuis said...

ha ha this is so funny

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead

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Jen said...

I love these! They're great! :)

Ruta said...

Awww these quotes made my day, especially the one about procrastination.

The Style Rider said...

Bahaha...I love it! Cat...(:

The F Word Online said...

hey girl, sorry i've been mia - exams and vacays have been consuming my life for a little while. ahah your blog is so versatile. its got everything from fashion to good music to funny quotes.

xx lue

Miss Caitlin S. said...

haha thank you for this!

Fenny said...

i love this quote
"When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment." - Warren Farrell

haha very funny!

Panda said...

Hey! I'm back from china!
These made me laugh so much, really cute,
and thank you for your lovely comment!
Panda xx

The Man Who Knew Too Much said...

Haha, great quotes and epic cat picture :)

Marla Singer said...

"You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." - John Mendoza
definitely my fave! ROTFLMAO xD
thanks for the bday wishes, anyway! <3

Couture Millinery Atelier. said...

So much fun!!! I loved the one about "fat forhead". :-))) Have a woderful weekend, darling.

Denise said...

hahahahaha. funny and entry and cute cute photo.


I am Denise Katipunera

C'est moi, Cecilia ♥ said...

hahaha loving the quotes!
and yeah agreed! NYX make up is awesome for the affordable price!

xoxo

monica said...

really enjoyed this! gave me a nice chuckle during the day :)

Slamdunk said...

"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"

Wow, that is true--I had not heard that one before.

Enjoy your weekend.

Katie Hayward said...

I loved the cheese one XD

lots of love,
Katie
xoxo

Thanh Thao said...

I was so surprised to get a comment from you! Thanks a lot for that! I would be glad if you follow me! I will follow you, too! :-)

Many greetings and have nice weekend!
I love your blog, too! It is so fashionable!

Grace said...

Cute kitty! I love the quotes.

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